Day 4 - Tanaris, 8:15pm
I hate the desert. I hate sand. I hate sun. I hate the winds that blow across the desert sands pelting my robes and chafing my undead skin. This land is barren. Scorpions roam on every hill. Vultures circle the bones of beasts long since passed. Hyenas chase me at every turn with fellow crocsiliks often blocking my path.
Fortunately, spend much time here I have not. I brought havoc and death to the Wastewater Clan just east of Gadgetzan and collected bounties on some known thugs. I even escorted a tortoise back to his wife and a chicken robot to the docks of Steamwheedle. And my older brother Reavir and I spent some time with the not-so-friendly trolls of Zul'Farrak. I sought a gland of dew from the stumbling elementals to the south, and thumped many a head of ogres who spend so much time guarding empty ruins. While visiting the ogres, a strange Human shrouded in ice tried to speak to me. Alas, I could not understand anything he said, so I attempted to help by cursing his tongue and introducing him to my imp. Soon he was at rest with the ogres and I was on my south to dispense with wasps and beetles.
Yet after all these adventures, I still hate this desert of Tanaris. Despite my need to corrupt and agonize those in my way, I find the lush forests of the Hinterlands far more appealing. Soon I will begin the long trek back to those lands. My employers have many a duty for me amongst the mountains, trees, and Hippogryphs.
But before I can leave, wrestle 5 more water pouches from the Wastewater Bandits I must. A simple barter awaits with the goblin who deals in versatile power supplies so that I may conduct field research for a sister of the Forsaken who works relentlessly in the dark labs of the Undercity. And while I test the creatures of Tanaris for corruption, I am charged with finding the remains of a not so fortunate Goblin who wandered too deep into the Gaping Chasm.
While I toil away in this barren wasteland, perhaps I will come across a suitable new belt. This one of Arugal's is torn to shreds...
